cryingalonewithjadenep:

parathesia:

restart

turn off or restart
either is fine

Windows XP every time you want to turn off your computer:
What sex are you?
Male | Female | Tentacles

cryingalonewithjadenep:

parathesia:

restart

turn off or restart

either is fine

Windows XP every time you want to turn off your computer:

What sex are you?

Male | Female | Tentacles

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Anonymous asked:

don't tell anyone about tumblrtasks(.)com but i made $400 this week on it lol

oh

cryingalonewithjadenep:

i also have this huge thing

i always crave people seeing me in the best light possible

so i’ll act as cute and innocent around people i don’t know much or are older than me as possible, with big doe-eyes and a more pronounced lisp and much shyer

but with friends i’m raucous, giggly, sexual, mildly funny and a bit more outgoing

and the minute anyone’s angry at me or suspects me of something i end up digging the hole further because i try to play innocent or outright lie so that person will continue thinking highly of me

i don’t even understand

and if someone doesn’t like me or is angry with me it feels like the end of the world and i get super hurt over it

it

doesn’t make sense

because not everyone will like one particular person

I’m p much the same

and I tend to hate them if they’re better than me at stuff but it’s not always the case


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tltty:

at least i find myself funny


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Hey guys can you believe it?

I received my Pottermore email just NOW

NOW

But NOW it’s open for EVERYONE

what the FUCK

I signed up to Pottermore when it was announced! Life is SO UNFAIR


thelordofthebutts:

when people walk real fucking slowly in hallways or narrow sidewalks so you can’t go around them

Everybody

loves

fucking

Rolercoaster

Tycoon

tHREEEEE